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Pokémon have gotten loose on Tumblr again!
im on it
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yeah man we can tell
that thing looks like it has severe anxiety
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treasure
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doing social media training at my job like i don’t run a blog that would make me unemployable
“thank you for maintaining a professional and responsible online presence”
me, drafting a post about how i want to be harpooned and gutted like a fish sexual style: sure thuing boss 👍
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Cooking up something spooky~
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the perfect amount to understand of a language is where memes in that language are incredibly funny but at least half of that is due to them being kind of a mystery
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The “bats can do calculus” thing is funny, because if you play around with synths for a while, you realize a lot of what humans perceive as “natural” sounds are just us directly perceiving certain complex mathematical things as big gestalt gestures. Like recognizing a multiplied wave as sounding like a woodwind. Hearing individual notes within a chord is basically Fourier analysis. Feeling how naturally a note decays is perceiving how linear or exponential the curve is. The fact that a sine wave sounds smooth but a sawtooth wave sounds nasally, and a square wave has a certain hollow fuzz to it. Is someone doing “math” there? Once you get the flavor of what each of those qualities are like, listening to the world becomes like directly perceiving math. Also, listening to birds becomes very strange. Because you realize some goofy easy weird sound you can squelch out of an analog synth is the same thing a bird is doing. Then sometimes they make a sound you can’t make. What kind of math is that bird on? Makes you wonder.
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o/ <- person waving
o7 <- person saluting
ol <- person raising hand
o1 <- person scratching head
\o> <- person stretching
\o/ <- woohoo!
<o> <- EXTREME STRESS, LIKE “OH FUCK OH SHIT” STRESS
orz <- the person is on their hands and knees, on the floor, god what happened to them
OTL <- same, but we are now closer to them (mb softly pat their back or something)
or2 <- the person is still on their hands and knees but they’ve got a fat ass now
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wait wait wait i have literally the best picture ever of my cat, bob
b e h o l d
